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Marigold , Tumble Hill , Cardiff
Me .....Lamb Shank , Spicey Sauce , Keema Rice , Bombay Potatoes
Her ......Chicken Malay , Pilau Rice , Onion Bhagees
4 poppadoms, all the pickle trays
2 glasses of coke for me, 2 large glasses of wine for her
65 quid
Lamb shank knocked up the bill but it was worth it . Really hot Lamb, had to take a breather .
Very busy in there .
Waitress and I had a nice chat .
No evidence of any bottom issues yet but it's early doors
I find it difficult to believe you shelled out over 60 quid wooing your latest strumpet. Is she the one from Kenfig Hill with an enormous pair of udders you've been raving about?
Next time and all subsequent occasions she'll have to make do with a visit to your den for a microwave pizza and a can of pale ale. If you were a gentleman you would invest in a few candle lights and a Matt Monro LP.
65 quid for a ruby. The UK has changed