Quote Originally Posted by lardy View Post
Jon, you're not supposed to pay attention to the different dire warnings!
I hope for your sake you have been paying attention to warnings of the coming economic shitestorm that's headed directly at all of us.

Remember to be well stocked while pretending to be as shocked and baffled and hopelessly unprepared as most will be. Feigning gormlessness should be easy for you to pull off.