I suppose a good sh*t is right out of the question.
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Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?
The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!
Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html
British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on
I suppose a good sh*t is right out of the question.
It’s bureaucracy gone mad lol
Totally unenforceable
More alarming tho are the plans for the “All Inclusive” holidaymakers
Alcoholic drinks to be limited to SIX a day
Three at lunchtime
Three for dinner
Then you’ve got to pay 🙁
ill stick to pissing in secluded areas, such as alley ways and by ways .
I remember in the good old days of City away travel pissing through a hatchway at the back of the bus , you'd lifted it up and could see the road and away you went , sadly you did result in a bit of splash/blow back from the wind onto ones Ox Blood DM's boots and Turned up Jeans ,very difficult to stay still and hover over the gap .
What about the Germans, they piss for ages ?????
Thank god it's just a fine. I thought this was going to be about a spread of those little worm things that lock on to the heat and wriggle their way up your todger. Horrible little things.
The life guard at one resort shouted at me for peeing in the pool....he scared me so much I nearly fell in.
Woah Lefties calm down it's a fun story about peeing in the sea, and it's Daily Mirror Bullshit actually published four days before.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...-fine-27252566
Peeing in the sea is a good way of attracting sharks, so it's best to do it off a pier if you can.
Evidence of the offence will almost be impossible to capture or capture.
Oops. I meant capture or produce. (Funnily enough, I'm at the opticians!).
Latest on this one , Its only Brit's piss destroying the sea beds of the Med , due to the mass consumption of Carling ,Fosters and Picked Onion Flavour Monster Munch .........