The Frank Lampard classic.
Personally, if he signed a contract for one game, did **** all in it, then took a shit on the goal line, I'd still agree to it. The idea of our country's greatest ever player in a City shirt is just too incredible to pass up.
As others have said, if he goes to a Prem team, then I'll be disappointed but I'd understand it. If he chooses to go to the MLS instead, though, that would be a head scratcher, given what he's previously said his motivations are.