Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
tbf you can't lay that one on Morg. Since opening time he has been hard at it and there are only 30 more punters and two more beer gardens to go before he gives us the result of his latest statistically valid vox pop!
My fave beer gardens are not the best for vox popping as they are anything but diverse. I've yet to eye a non-white face in either, virtually every punter is 50+ and I can't think of one among them who could be described as middle class.

What's life like in the old age centres where you socialise?

You've all been prescribed Warfarin tablets for decades, no doubt, and giving regular updates on your myriad health problems helps mark time between booster shots.