A month shy of six years this thread has plagued this forum. I'd sooner peruse discussions about verrucas, warts and ingrown toenails than this middle class cricket shite which seems to have become a pretext to plaster corporate adverts on the pitch, its boundaries, the players, umpires and probably the wickets too.

Where's Moggis and his merry men... more to the point, why hasn't this thread been shoed to the Alternative Forum where it belongs?