Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
Yes, he really does.

Should you not know, it's a relatively tiny place with a population of 4K. Most residents are minted as they're experts at fiddling their annual tax returns. It's why it has so many pubs and eateries.

It's not all wine and roses there though.

So many moonlight thefts has resulted in few women daring to leave their drawers fluttering on their washing lines overnight to be air-dried as nature intended.
There was a bloke here who got arrested for stealing women's underwear off washing lines

He was known as The Knicker Nicker