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Thread: Funny Cardiff songs

  1. #26

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    I thought it was "South Wales Ambulance" LOL
    I thought it was "you're going home in the back of an ambulance"

  2. #27

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardM View Post
    I thought it was "you're going home in the back of an ambulance"
    I always sang this too

  3. #28

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Morris View Post
    St John's Ambulance wasn't it? As they were on duty during the games.
    Cardiff

    There when it mattered

  4. #29

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    When we were 5-1 down at Reading on a New Year’s Day, with the City fans singing “Are you watching Arsenal” who we were playing at Highbury in the cup the following Saturday.

    Two Andy Gormans, there’s only two Andy Gormans, after he’d been diagnosed as schizophrenic.

    And Sing when you’re rimming you only sing when you’re rimming to the Brighton fans always made me chuckle.

  5. #30

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    There was a funny one with Bruno Manga has got a massive cock. To the tune of 'The animals went in two by two.
    Spedger

  6. #31

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Shot Hamish. View Post
    When we were 5-1 down at Reading on a New Year’s Day, with the City fans singing “Are you watching Arsenal” who we were playing at Highbury in the cup the following Saturday.

    Two Andy Gormans, there’s only two Andy Gormans, after he’d been diagnosed as schizophrenic.

    And Sing when you’re rimming you only sing when you’re rimming to the Brighton fans always made me chuckle.

  7. #32

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    To the ballboy at Birmingham away (when he couldn't find the ball under the covered seats after it had been kicked out for a throw in) " You're getting sacked in the morning!"

  8. #33

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    I thought it was "South Wales Ambulance" LOL
    You're all wrong. Its... "you're going home in a f**king ambulance"

  9. #34

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfie View Post
    You're all wrong. Its... "you're going home in a f**king ambulance"
    It was

  10. #35

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swiss Peter View Post
    Luton away. Feb 14th - Tuesday night - maybe 15 years ago?

    "Here, cos we're single
    We're only here cos we're single"...
    ...Ahhh..the Koumas Game

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    Re: Funny Cardiff songs

    Stanley, Stanley where’s your wife?

    City fans to Stan Bowles after his wife left him.

  12. #37

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majorblue View Post
    Stanley, Stanley where’s your wife?

    City fans to Stan Bowles after his wife left him.
    I remember that. Wasn't it him that turned around to the grangend and gave the v sign at the end of the match or am i thinking of someone else?

  13. #38

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    Certainly a non PC one from the past
    To Rodney Marsh

    Rodney Marsh
    Super Queer
    How many bums have you had this year

  14. #39

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    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    Certainly a non PC one from the past
    To Rodney Marsh

    Rodney Marsh
    Super Queer
    How many bums have you had this year
    Rodney Marsh
    Superstar
    Wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra

  15. #40

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfie View Post
    I remember that. Wasn't it him that turned around to the grangend and gave the v sign at the end of the match or am i thinking of someone else?
    After we sang the "where's your wife" chant Alfie. He turned to Grange end, shrugged his shoulders and put out his hands in a "i don't know" gesture. Mind he may have flicked the Vs later on, that was typical of him.
    Spedger

  16. #41

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    The best chants were from the 70s IMO. The smell like ****ing hell one always makes me laugh.
    Spedger

  17. #42

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloop_Jon_Bee View Post
    The best chants were from the 70s IMO. The smell like ****ing hell one always makes me laugh.
    Spedger
    bertie me said to me Bill shankly have you heard of the north bank highbury shanks said no i don't think so but have you heard of the cardiff boot boys

    pretty sure that was the 70's sloop jon bee or just a figment of my imagination ?

    feel free to correct me

  18. #43

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    Not a song, but I do remember a funny banner unfurled by West Ham fans of grange end.

    The big news story the week of the game was a British woman in Sudan facing a public flogging for making a teddy bear Mohammad.

    Banner read something along the lines of “the bear is not Mohammad, but Teddy is our god!”

  19. #44

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    Quote Originally Posted by cityhammer View Post
    Not a song, but I do remember a funny banner unfurled by West Ham fans of grange end.

    The big news story the week of the game was a British woman in Sudan facing a public flogging for making a teddy bear Mohammad.

    Banner read something along the lines of “the bear is not Mohammad, but Teddy is our god!”
    There's not much prophet in teddy bears.

  20. #45

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOZZER2 View Post
    bertie me said to me Bill shankly have you heard of the north bank highbury shanks said no i don't think so but have you heard of the cardiff aggro

    pretty sure that was the 70's sloop jon bee or just a figment of my imagination ?

    feel free to correct me
    Corrected

  21. #46

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    Harry Roberts is our friend he kills coppers.

    Circa 1966

    A lot of people thought that was funny at the time

  22. #47

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enoch Mort View Post
    Harry Roberts is our friend he kills coppers.

    Circa 1966

    A lot of people thought that was funny at the time
    I'd put it a few years later - 1970/71?

    \also around that time was
    "Who's that twat in the big black hat?
    Dixon, Dixon
    Who's that twat in the big black hat,?
    Dixon is his name
    On the beat all daaayyy
    On the wife all night
    Gonna feck that twat in the big black hat
    Dixon is his name.

  23. #48

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    Around the same time, directed at the ref
    Who's the bastard in the black?
    (repeated)

    and

    How's your father, how's your father
    How'd your father referee
    Haven't got one, never had one,
    You're a bastard, referee

  24. #49

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloop_Jon_Bee View Post
    The best chants were from the 70s IMO. The smell like ****ing hell one always makes me laugh.
    Spedger
    70s???
    That’s from the 60s to ‘Distant Drums’ by Jim Reeves

    I hear the sound of distant bums
    Over there (pointing fingers)
    Over there (pointing fingers)
    And do they smell
    Like f*cking hell

  25. #50

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    I'd put it a few years later - 1970/71?
    You may well be right. I looked up the murders and they took place in 1966. Harry Roberts is still alive having spent 48 years inside for his part in the murder of 3 policemen

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