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When we were 5-1 down at Reading on a New Year’s Day, with the City fans singing “Are you watching Arsenal” who we were playing at Highbury in the cup the following Saturday.
Two Andy Gormans, there’s only two Andy Gormans, after he’d been diagnosed as schizophrenic.
And Sing when you’re rimming you only sing when you’re rimming to the Brighton fans always made me chuckle.
There was a funny one with Bruno Manga has got a massive cock. To the tune of 'The animals went in two by two.
Spedger
To the ballboy at Birmingham away (when he couldn't find the ball under the covered seats after it had been kicked out for a throw in) " You're getting sacked in the morning!"
Stanley, Stanley where’s your wife?
City fans to Stan Bowles after his wife left him.
Certainly a non PC one from the past
To Rodney Marsh
Rodney Marsh
Super Queer
How many bums have you had this year
The best chants were from the 70s IMO. The smell like ****ing hell one always makes me laugh.
Spedger
Not a song, but I do remember a funny banner unfurled by West Ham fans of grange end.
The big news story the week of the game was a British woman in Sudan facing a public flogging for making a teddy bear Mohammad.
Banner read something along the lines of “the bear is not Mohammad, but Teddy is our god!”
Harry Roberts is our friend he kills coppers.
Circa 1966
A lot of people thought that was funny at the time
I'd put it a few years later - 1970/71?
\also around that time was
"Who's that twat in the big black hat?
Dixon, Dixon
Who's that twat in the big black hat,?
Dixon is his name
On the beat all daaayyy
On the wife all night
Gonna feck that twat in the big black hat
Dixon is his name.
Around the same time, directed at the ref
Who's the bastard in the black?
(repeated)
and
How's your father, how's your father
How'd your father referee
Haven't got one, never had one,
You're a bastard, referee