I can't take anymore!

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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Best phone a friend, old fruit.

[stan butler]

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Got home from work today and my dog wasn't well, had runny shit all over the bloody floor, obviously a stomach upset or something similar? May i add that this little anecdote isn't about the dog. I let her out into the back garden and she hid under a bush and stayed there until i picked her up and brought her in. This concerned me, as anyone who has ever had a sick Animal knows that when it'd the time, they hide themselves away, somewhere nice and cool, like under a bush.

When my wife returned home i told her about the runny poo and how Wanda(the dog) had hid under the bush looking a bit sad. I told her about my concern over her hiding herself away, giving me reason why i was worried. She replied-" Maybe she was just embarrassed because she'd shit herself" **** me, what am i supposed to say....

The dogs fine now though, so who knows..

Your wife maybe correct. Years ago we had a dog that would get up and walk embarrassingly out of the room if it farted.

[Elwood Blues]

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Did you know you were being filmed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdBAJYEpFpE

[Tuerto]

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Shit! Maybe she was right. Best delete this thread, she may see it. I spent a good hour taking the piss out of her yesterday about it as well. Even told the neighbours! My wife is absolute gold though. A few months back she came running up stairs to tell me that a bird had flown into the kitchen, through the window, and died. I went down stairs to investigate and found that it was a plastic ornamental owl that had blown off the window sill due to the window being open. She even bought it herself and placed it there. Maybe the joke is on me!

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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Did you know you were being filmed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdBAJYEpFpE

Is that Organ Morgan (and wearing a coat too)?

[Tuerto]

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Did you know you were being filmed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdBAJYEpFpE

That's pretty much me on most evenings! Great acting by the way.

[Elwood Blues]

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That's pretty much me on most evenings! Great acting by the way.

That was me after the home match against Swansea last season!!!

Sad to think that Finch died only a year later before he received his well deserved Oscar. The firs posthumous best actor

[Citizen's Nephew]

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That's pretty much me on most evenings! Great acting by the way.

I thought of this too when I read your thread title yesterday. Have you seen Network? Give it a go if you haven't.

[Citizen's Nephew]

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That was me after the home match against Swansea last season!!!

Sad to think that Finch died only a year later before he received his well deserved Oscar. The firs posthumous best actor

I'd forgotten about that. Brilliant performance. Brilliant film.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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Shit! Maybe she was right. Best delete this thread, she may see it. I spent a good hour taking the piss out of her yesterday about it as well. Even told the neighbours! My wife is absolute gold though. A few months back she came running up stairs to tell me that a bird had flown into the kitchen, through the window, and died. I went down stairs to investigate and found that it was a plastic ornamental owl that had blown off the window sill due to the window being open. She even bought it herself and placed it there. Maybe the joke is on me!

The above reminded me of an incident that happened when I and what was then my partner returned home after a holiday. She was someone who believed in clairvoyants and the 'spirituality' whereas I have always tended to consider psychology and rationality in the first instance.
We arrived back in the 400-year-old house we had (and which oozed history) and she went indoors as I parked the cars and extracted out suitcases. She came running out of the house and saying that she didn't want to go back in. She uttered something about roses as I brushed passed her and entered the kitchen.
The dried roses that had been delicately placed in bunches on the top of the kitchen cabinets were arrange in what seemed to be a perfect circle on the ground and with all the 'flower ends' in the centre and the stalks radiating in a 360 degree circle. As I tried to settle her down and tell her that there must be a rational explanation I was starting to feel unsettled myself. Even if someone had broken in it would have been a pretty weird thing to do.
I searched the house and the rational explanation unfolded: a blackbird had descended our chimney in the lounge, flown around the kitchen and knocking the roses onto the floor, flew around the house in search of an escape route and eventually died upstairs.

[ToTaL ITK]

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I've never had a dog and i don't possess any experience of canines whatsoever.
my advice! get rid of it ....the wife i mean, the dog seems fine.

[Tuerto]

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The above reminded me of an incident that happened when I and what was then my partner returned home after a holiday. She was someone who believed in clairvoyants and the 'spirituality' whereas I have always tended to consider psychology and rationality in the first instance.
We arrived back in the 400-year-old house we had (and which oozed history) and she went indoors as I parked the cars and extracted out suitcases. She came running out of the house and saying that she didn't want to go back in. She uttered something about roses as I brushed passed her and entered the kitchen.
The dried roses that had been delicately placed in bunches on the top of the kitchen cabinets were arrange in what seemed to be a perfect circle on the ground and with all the 'flower ends' in the centre and the stalks radiating in a 360 degree circle. As I tried to settle her down and tell her that there must be a rational explanation I was starting to feel unsettled myself. Even if someone had broken in it would have been a pretty weird thing to do.
I searched the house and the rational explanation unfolded: a blackbird had descended our chimney in the lounge, flown around the kitchen and knocking the roses onto the floor, flew around the house in search of an escape route and eventually died upstairs.

That's brilliant. I think that I would have been freaked out by that as well, it's the stuff of 'Tales of the unexpected ' . Wow! You with a clairvoyant enthusiastic, those conversations would've been entertaining!

[jon1959]

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Did you know you were being filmed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdBAJYEpFpE

That is one of my Top 10 film clips ever. Genius.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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That's brilliant. I think that I would have been freaked out by that as well, it's the stuff of 'Tales of the unexpected ' . Wow! You with a clairvoyant enthusiastic, those conversations would've been entertaining!

Talking of clairvoyants..... and this is true..... I once had an internet date with one such lady. Although irrelevant to this anecdote, she had red hair (orange really but the term 'orange' didn't exist in medieval England: so hair, and the breasts of robins and deer were described as 'red' at the time and which has stuck), she wore orange lipstick, orange earrings, an orange necklace and a white dress with large orange flowers on it. As we concluded the date she actually asked me if we were going to see each other again!
The answer was no, if you hadn't guessed.

[William Treseder]

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Your wife maybe correct. Years ago we had a dog that would get up and walk embarrassingly out of the room if it farted.

My mother in law does that!