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Thread: Don't Mess With Morison

  1. #1

    Don't Mess With Morison

    I think he's handy

    In good shape

    Got a bit of a temper

    Know what I am saying ?

    It's all in the eyes 👀

  2. #2

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I think he's handy

    In good shape

    Got a bit of a temper

    Know what I am saying ?

    It's all in the eyes 👀
    He shit it last season when Barnsley's assistant manager started putting it on him at the final whistle. That's all i'm saying.

  3. #3

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
    He shit it last season when Barnsley's assistant manager started putting it on him at the final whistle. That's all i'm saying.
    That's nor what I saw 👀

  4. #4

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
    He shit it last season when Barnsley's assistant manager started putting it on him at the final whistle. That's all i'm saying.
    he went after Hudson didn't he?

  5. #5

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
    He shit it last season when Barnsley's assistant manager started putting it on him at the final whistle. That's all i'm saying.
    Like Sludge I dont recall it that way either. I think the Barnsley AM made a right plank of himself.

  6. #6

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    it appears that violence is never the answer, we should not be revelling in SM looking handy and being able to look after himself

    please take a long look at yourself in the mirror

  7. #7

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by blue matt View Post
    it appears that violence is never the answer, we should not be revelling in SM looking handy and being able to look after himself

    please take a long look at yourself in the mirror

  8. #8

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by blue matt View Post
    it appears that violence is never the answer, we should not be revelling in SM looking handy and being able to look after himself

    please take a long look at yourself in the mirror
    You have been taking too much acid whilst out surfing 🏄*♂️

  9. #9

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by blue matt View Post
    it appears that violence is never the answer, we should not be revelling in SM looking handy and being able to look after himself

    please take a long look at yourself in the mirror
    I don't reckon that he looks 'Handy' or is 'Handy' I reckon that i would sort him out, no problem.

  10. #10

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I think he's handy

    In good shape

    Got a bit of a temper

    Know what I am saying ?

    It's all in the eyes ��
    worst song evah

  11. #11

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
    I reckon that i would sort him out, no problem.
    He's 6' 2" and his knees and back are in decent nick.

    No contest, imo


  12. #12

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    He's 6' 2" and his knees and back are in decent nick.

    No contest, imo

    They don't call me 'lefty' for nothing....

  13. #13

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
    They don't call me 'lefty' for nothing....
    I heard youse using a stepladder to dead-head yer dahlias.....

  14. #14

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    I heard youse using a stepladder to dead-head yer dahlias.....
    Brutal....

  15. #15

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    It's the only way to get successional flowering.....

    Oh...I see what you mean

    Still, with TLG in yer corner, you could take the Uso brothers.

  16. #16

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    It's the only way to get successional flowering.....

    Oh...I see what you mean

    Still, with TLG in yer corner, you could take the Uso brothers.
    Myself and Tlg are like one of those wrestling tag teams, we're rhiwbna over 50s champions two years running.

  17. #17

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
    Myself and Tlg are like one of those wrestling tag teams, we're rhiwbna over 50s champions two years running.......
    .........away?

  18. #18

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    I heard youse using a stepladder to dead-head yer dahlias.....
    It sounds like a certain poster needs to spend more time talking to the dahlias rather than head-butting them. I think it's climate change. Or the male menopause. I get the two confused on here!

  19. #19

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen's Nephew View Post
    It sounds like a certain poster needs to spend more time talking to the dahlias rather than head-butting them. I think it's climate change. Or the male menopause. I get the two confused on here!
    Actually, I'm going to put that last post down to the heat and it sounding funnier in my head when I imagined it being spoken in a kind of Stuart Lee/Frankie Boyle mash up kind of way. Something that just doesn't come across in print.

  20. #20

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen's Nephew View Post
    It sounds like a certain poster needs to spend more time talking to the dahlias....
    Many a true word.....

  21. #21

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Many a true word.....
    …..Tuerto’s right. You are brutal! *tips hat*

  22. #22

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I think he's handy

    In good shape

    Got a bit of a temper

    Know what I am saying ?

    It's all in the eyes 👀
    Morison wouldn't be through his yoga stretching before Nigel Pearson would have him

  23. #23

    Re: Don't Mess With Morison

    Quote Originally Posted by bigjoe View Post
    Morison wouldn't be through his yoga stretching before Nigel Pearson would have him
    Interesting one on Pearson, as a manager at least. I've heard and read a few times that he doesn't like confrontation. Same is true of Mark Hughes apparently. They'd both get their assistants to do the dirty work. Surprising given how uncompromising they were on the pitch.

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