I'd like to ask you for a personal favour. Please refrain from having digs at him.
I've tried not to but have grown quite fond of Delmbox.
I like to think of him as a distant relative who appears at family gatherings. Attendees fuss over him by patting his head, buy him shandy and packets of crisps and tenderly wipe his chops with a handkerchief whenever he gurgles and dribbles for no apparent reason.