What constitutes a full English breakfast?

[dembethewarrior]

When I worked for the Civil Service and BT I occasionally had to go to London on courses and business trips and had to stay overnight.

I never had a full English during the working week at home but always had one at the various hotels or B and B' I stayed in as it was always included in the price.

My breakfast was invariably

A bowl of cornflakes

2 rashers of bacon, 2 sausages, baked beans, 2 fried eggs (or 1 fried egg and some scrambled) fried bread, hash browns (or a few chips or some other fried potatoes)

I was never offered bubble and squeak, didn't like fried tomatoes or black pudding (though in later years I have got to like black pudding and don't mind tomatoes).

I then had a slice or two of toast with marmalade.

Washed down with orange juice and tea or coffee.

And there Ladies and Gentlemen is my idea of a full English breakfast.

Are you 34 stone in weight? 3 in one breakfast 🤣

[blue matt]

When I worked for the Civil Service and BT I occasionally had to go to London on courses and business trips and had to stay overnight.

I never had a full English during the working week at home but always had one at the various hotels or B and B' I stayed in as it was always included in the price.

My breakfast was invariably

A bowl of cornflakes

2 rashers of bacon, 2 sausages, baked beans, 2 fried eggs (or 1 fried egg and some scrambled) fried bread, hash browns (or a few chips or some other fried potatoes)

I was never offered bubble and squeak, didn't like fried tomatoes or black pudding (though in later years I have got to like black pudding and don't mind tomatoes).

I then had a slice or two of toast with marmalade.

Washed down with orange juice and tea or coffee.

And there Ladies and Gentlemen is my idea of a full English breakfast.

thats a all you can eat breakfast, when we stay at a Prem Inn, thats our breakfast, but we often add a few Danishes in the mix aswell, no need for Lunch then

[dembethewarrior]

thats a all you can eat breakfast, when we stay at a Prem Inn, thats our breakfast, but we often add a few Danishes in the mix aswell, no need for Lunch then

Why over fill your stomach just to feel bloated and slobby all day to skip one meal?

[blue matt]

Why over fill your stomach just to feel bloated and slobby all day to skip one meal?

Value for Money that'll teach them to offer " all you can eat " and all that

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

A veritable metaphor for life, methinks.

Metal fatigue

[dembethewarrior]

Value for Money that'll teach them to offer " all you can eat " and all that

You're the one that takes the last of the bacon eventhough your family has 39 rashers between them aren't you..while muggings here waits for more.as.the first person I'm line behind you all

[blue matt]

You're the one that takes the last of the bacon eventhough your family has 39 rashers between them aren't you..while muggings here waits for more.as.the first person I'm line behind you all

Your safe on the Bacon, we are all Veggies, but if you said hash browns, yes thats me you might have heard me muttering " should have been quicker " as I skip past you juggling another plate full of Hash browns

[dembethewarrior]

Your safe on the Bacon, we are all Veggies, but if you said hash browns, yes thats me you might have heard me muttering " should have been quicker " as I skip past you juggling another plate full of Hash browns

Forgot you were vegetarian!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Your safe on the Bacon, we are all Veggies, but if you said hash browns, yes thats me you might have heard me muttering " should have been quicker " as I skip past you juggling another plate full of Hash browns

Quorn is shocking stuff

The veggie bacon , sausage rolls etc are like cardboard

[B. Oddie]

Hash browns!!! ...maybe maple syrup on pancakes and grits as well ? chips have never been part of anyone's breakfast

It has if you're a fat bastard.

[B. Oddie]

Quorn is shocking stuff

The veggie bacon , sausage rolls etc are like cardboard

I disagree. They're great these days.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I disagree. They're great these days.

Dreadful

Sosmix was nice when I was a student

Greggs veggie sausage rolls are rank

[B. Oddie]

Dreadful

Sosmix was nice when I was a student

Greggs veggie sausage rolls are rank

I live off Greggs vegan sausage rolls because I am a fat bastard.

People use the term Quorn interchangably for the whole veggie/vegan market.

As it happens the brand Quorn is very hit or miss and there are some brilliant stuff coming on thr market.

Nut cutlets and lasagne are so uncommon on a restaurant's menu these days that people are asking them for a change!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I live off Greggs vegan sausage rolls because I am a fat bastard.

People use the term Quorn interchangably for the whole veggie/vegan market.

As it happens the brand Quorn is very hit or miss and there are some brilliant stuff coming on thr market.

Nut cutlets and lasagne are so uncommon on a restaurant's menu these days that people are asking them for a change!

Tesco vegetarian burgers used to be ok , they actually had a nice taste and texture

[dembethewarrior]

https://www.ladbible.com/community/e...89572-20230319

[NYCBlue]

https://www.ladbible.com/community/e...89572-20230319

What a load of nonsense. What have hash browns and kebab meat got to do with one another?

[dembethewarrior]

What a load of nonsense. What have hash browns and kebab meat got to do with one another?

I'll have hash brown on my kebab tonight and let you know

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I'll have hash brown on my kebab tonight and let you know

How did it feel?

[dembethewarrior]

How did it feel?

I couldn't do it Eric.

Had pizza burger and wedges.

[Jordi Culé]

Followed this thread closely and astonished that nobody has opened their eyes and brightened their world to halloumi eggs benedict for breakfast with sourdough bread of course

You bunch of scruffs.

[dembethewarrior]

Followed this thread closely and astonished that nobody has opened their eyes and brightened their world to halloumi eggs benedict for breakfast with sourdough bread of course

You bunch of scruffs.

I like these both..am outside the cafe about to go in and have eggs Benedict now..bloody halloumi eh...can keep the German bread.