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    Never to return


  • #2
    Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

    Originally posted by BLUETIT View Post
    It's bound to happen, why put up with that when there are alternatives in Cornwall, Devon and the Cotswolds, they are happily damaging the tourist economy for a whim, we are different in Wales butt, worse but different see!

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    • #3
      Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

      20mph summed up by a holidaymaker who lives in part of the world where 20mph is being rolled out by its own council.
      Bless him. Next year he'll be taking the kids on a tour of the M25.

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      • #4
        Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

        Originally posted by The Bloop View Post
        20mph summed up by a holidaymaker who lives in part of the world where 20mph is being rolled out by its own council.
        Bless him. Next year he'll be taking the kids on a tour of the M25.
        :hehe:

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        • #5
          Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

          Intrepid reporter will Hayward knew it was going to be his day, as rumours of the news rippling through wales online was confirmed to be true.

          “A man came to Wales on holiday and wrote a letter about 20mph because he was so angry”

          As he wrote the headline he knew it was going to be the story of the year. A retired builder visiting Wales was annoyed about something. It was his sixth trip meaning that Wales will miss out on his grey pound, which being generous would average out as once every ten years. It could’ve been another two trips if it hadn’t been for the blasted speed limit.

          The man who was “sure (I) was a danger to pedestrians and and errant drivers”, complained that he was creating more pollution at 20mph and also complained about travelling at 50mph instead of 70 despite the latter being implemented to reduce pollution. He didn’t understand the irony as he was trying to help his wife who somehow had managed to get herself “glued to the satnav”. He now intends to demonstrate his lack of ability to control his polluting delica on faster roads elsewhere. Much to the annoyance of about 4 Cardiff city fans.

          Tell you what mind, an idea to make the roads a bit safer what about retesting the over 65s?

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          • #6
            Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

            Ageist! Reported

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            • #7
              Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

              He’s lucky he didn’t go to Aberthin, in the Vale of Glamorgan, where there are 8 different speed limits in 2 miles.

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              • #8
                Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

                Originally posted by superfeathers View Post
                Intrepid reporter will Hayward knew it was going to be his day, as rumours of the news rippling through wales online was confirmed to be true.

                “A man came to Wales on holiday and wrote a letter about 20mph because he was so angry”

                As he wrote the headline he knew it was going to be the story of the year. A retired builder visiting Wales was annoyed about something. It was his sixth trip meaning that Wales will miss out on his grey pound, which being generous would average out as once every ten years. It could’ve been another two trips if it hadn’t been for the blasted speed limit.

                The man who was “sure (I) was a danger to pedestrians and and errant drivers”, complained that he was creating more pollution at 20mph and also complained about travelling at 50mph instead of 70 despite the latter being implemented to reduce pollution. He didn’t understand the irony as he was trying to help his wife who somehow had managed to get herself “glued to the satnav”. He now intends to demonstrate his lack of ability to control his polluting delica on faster roads elsewhere. Much to the annoyance of about 4 Cardiff city fans.

                Tell you what mind, an idea to make the roads a bit safer what about retesting the over 65s?
                Nice one how to upset all your old leftie mates :hehe:

                Wouldn't affect me other than getting some of the 20mph dodderers out of the way.

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                • #9
                  Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

                  Originally posted by superfeathers View Post
                  Intrepid reporter will Hayward knew it was going to be his day, as rumours of the news rippling through wales online was confirmed to be true.

                  “A man came to Wales on holiday and wrote a letter about 20mph because he was so angry”

                  As he wrote the headline he knew it was going to be the story of the year. A retired builder visiting Wales was annoyed about something. It was his sixth trip meaning that Wales will miss out on his grey pound, which being generous would average out as once every ten years. It could’ve been another two trips if it hadn’t been for the blasted speed limit.

                  The man who was “sure (I) was a danger to pedestrians and and errant drivers”, complained that he was creating more pollution at 20mph and also complained about travelling at 50mph instead of 70 despite the latter being implemented to reduce pollution. He didn’t understand the irony as he was trying to help his wife who somehow had managed to get herself “glued to the satnav”. He now intends to demonstrate his lack of ability to control his polluting delica on faster roads elsewhere. Much to the annoyance of about 4 Cardiff city fans.

                  Tell you what mind, an idea to make the roads a bit safer what about retesting the over 65s?
                  I would agree with that. Many pensioners are an absolute menace. Moaning all of the time, taking out of the system when they had it easy. I'd probably ban them from driving and make them use public transport, but only at specific times so that they can all moan about everything (ON the Bus) together. Oh yeah, and the 60s and 70s were shite-Probably.

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                  • #10
                    Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

                    Originally posted by Tuerto View Post
                    I would agree with that. Many pensioners are an absolute menace. Moaning all of the time, taking out of the system when they had it easy. I'd probably ban them from driving and make them use public transport, but only at specific times so that they can all moan about everything (ON the Bus) together. Oh yeah, and the 60s and 70s were shite-Probably.
                    :hehe:

                    Or should it be :cry:

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                    • #11
                      Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

                      Originally posted by MacAdder View Post
                      :hehe:

                      Or should it be :cry:
                      You're decent, i'll spare you if i ever get into power :hehe: :thumbup:

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                      • #12
                        Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

                        Originally posted by Tuerto View Post
                        I would agree with that. Many pensioners are an absolute menace. Moaning all of the time, taking out of the system when they had it easy. I'd probably ban them from driving and make them use public transport, but only at specific times so that they can all moan about everything (ON the Bus) together. Oh yeah, and the 60s and 70s were shite-Probably.
                        Hey man, if you can remember the 60s man, you weren’t there man:music:

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                        • #13
                          Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

                          Originally posted by splott parker View Post
                          Hey man, if you can remember the 60s man, you weren’t there man:music:
                          I wonder what percentage of young people were doing drugs in the '90s compared to the '60s.

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                          • #14
                            Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

                            Originally posted by NYCBlue View Post
                            I wonder what percentage of young people were doing drugs in the '90s compared to the '60s.
                            I’d say the percentage is higher now and not just young people. The devil’s dandruff is going up the noses of all ages nowadays. Going back even further than the 60s though, wasn’t opium a common recreational drug in Victorian times? Perhaps, more used by the upper classes though.

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                            • #15
                              Re: 20mph, summed up by a holidaymaker

                              Originally posted by Tuerto View Post
                              I would agree with that. Many pensioners are an absolute menace. Moaning all of the time, taking out of the system when they had it easy. I'd probably ban them from driving and make them use public transport, but only at specific times so that they can all moan about everything (ON the Bus) together. Oh yeah, and the 60s and 70s were shite-Probably.
                              I have to agree.
                              Give them set times to use supermarkets so they don’t stand in your way too. They were happy to use certain slots during covid, around 10/11am would be good. Maybe give them a special board on ccmb that is dedicated to talking about lockdowns from years ago, their lost liberties and hints and tips on how to change gears

                              As for the retests make pay at the pump part of the test. That’ll get plenty more off the roads and stop us all hanging round while Brian gets his werthers originals. Give them a timer on the air pressure machine

                              Safer roads
                              Less congestion
                              Less pollution

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