Quote Originally Posted by LA Bluebird View Post
WoL today seem to think it’s Kanga starting up front against Norwich, where’s the puke emoji
One goal off the side of his back, will be followed by a towering header and a twenty yard overhead kick (Baylo style) into the top corner, where the Norwich goalie will get a fingertip on it just enough for it to go in, via the underside of the crossbar.

Fans will be on the pitch at the end of the game, carrying him off on their shoulders and Ollie Tanner will be doing the ooooray, ooooray fist pump for those who are still in the stand.

Some fans will say that it wasn’t a perfect hat-trick because the goalie should have saved the third one.