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Thread: Football phrases that do my nut in !

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    Football phrases that do my nut in !

    No 1 In the building . wtf
    You would never hear a foreign coach say it .

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    “at his near post” Rob Green did a great series on goalkeeping and debunked the shouldn’t be beaten at ….

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    Hugh Johns , HTV on a Sunday afternoon, used to always say, “that a shot was adjacent” , still does my tits in now.

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    The game being referred to as a product

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    Sign of my age I'm sure, but modern day phrases that make it sound like things that have been around for ages are new concepts do my head in - "between the lines", "compact" and "low block" when referring to defending being examples.

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    "offensive' instead of attacking. An awful Americanism. 'Offensive' means something completely different !!!

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    The press.

    Bad day at the office.

    Get it over the line (transfers or contracts).

    Six-pointer.

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    They're (insert players name) are 'back on the grass'.

    It's fuucking called training you fannies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the other bob wilson View Post
    Sign of my age I'm sure, but modern day phrases that make it sound like things that have been around for ages are new concepts do my head in - "between the lines", "compact" and "low block" when referring to defending being examples.
    I'll translate (as if you needed me to) Between the lines- Passing the ball forward.

    Low Block-Defending a lead and holding on for dear life.

    Compact-Three midfielders within touching distance of the central defenders.

    All bollocks really........

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    No two for me is back on the grass as has been mentioned .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerkyra Blue View Post
    No two for me is back on the grass as has been mentioned .
    Transition
    Travel
    Look after the ball

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    Professional foul: an act that any old clogger playing Sunday football can commit.

    Technical area: nothing technical about it

    Unplayable: in normal English it means unable to be played rather than be played against efficiently.

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    Re: Football phrases that do my nut in !

    Quote Originally Posted by Kerkyra Blue View Post
    No 1 In the building . wtf
    You would never hear a foreign coach say it .
    Could have scored a hat-trick.

    Should have scored at least x goals in the 1st half

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    Not so much a phrase, but it winds me up when Gary Neville does another one of his over-dramatic groans when a defender/goalie makes a mistake.

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    ‘The City are 7 down’

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerkyra Blue View Post
    No 1 In the building . wtf
    You would never hear a foreign coach say it .
    Going through the protocols along with this one and back on the grass

    It always seemed like David Brent was talking when Morison was giving an update at a press conference

    Most of this is all bollocks, most footballers don’t have the ability to think to deeply about instructions

    Usually the simple things like if you got it keep it and if you lose it get it back would suffice for a team talk
    and the old favourite that probably a decent manager would have said to Ng after starting him on Tuesday
    “Murphy is a tricky player, let him know you’re there”

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    Re: Football phrases that do my nut in !

    I'm getting nostalgic for 'over the moon' and 'sick as a parrot'!

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    Anyone else old enough to remember when players didn’t “bring the ball under their spell”, they controlled it?

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    The debate of who’s ‘world class’. It’s a meaningless phrase - he’s played in a World Cup, is that world class? Meaningless

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    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    ‘The City are 7 down’
    Nice one, Splotty.

    StT.
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    Won a penalty / foul.
    Simulation.

    All different ways of saying cheating.

    StT.
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    Re: Football phrases that do my nut in !

    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    Hugh Johns , HTV on a Sunday afternoon, used to always say, “that a shot was adjacent” , still does my tits in now.
    "Seriously adjacent"

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    In the building

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    He does what it says on the tin 😡😡😡

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    When a player is returning from injury
    He’s back on the grass 😡😡😡

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