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My grandmother used to say "Don't pick your nose. Have a biscuit".
Teach your granny to suck eggs
Number Please
He's got a bee in his bonnet
You can't make a silk purse out of a pig's ear
Can't fit a quart into a pint pot
Woolllies pick'n'mix
Ten bob note
dull as dishwater
Bring back fingering and tit over the top.
Old hat is old hat.
"He's not the full shilling".
What's that got to do with the price of fish?
Leo Fortune-West
Cowabunga
Wassssssaaaaaaappppp
Carefree and gay
Floppy disc
Petticoat
/bolster pillow
Pelmet
Gas poker
Coalman
Toasting fork
I smell an opportunity to get a lifelong question answered. My grandfather, who was born in 1906, used to say that if a so-and-so highly unlikely thing happened then "I'll stand topping."
Anyone ever heard this? Anyone have information about its origin? An internet search yielded nothing.
Footballer Aaron Ramsey
Outside it's a massacre.
You're going home in a Cardiff ambulance.
It's in the larder
1st up in the morning, light the fire
Are you going to”Tomin’” tonight?
Yum yum pigs bum, apple tart and chewing gum.
Custard tart makes you fart
Custard powder makes it louder