Pre-season

[RichardM]

Playing Cork City on 14th July at 7.45.

Tickets on sale here https://corkcityfc.ticketco.events/i...fans?version=m

[splott parker]

Tickets on sale here https://corkcityfc.ticketco.events/i...fans?version=m

The game is dependent on the epidemiological situation, its worth noting

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Afternoon or evening kick off v Cork? I presume, evening. In which case it's too tight a turnaround to get home in time for an 02.30 pick up on the 15th...off to Estonia that day.

Corks will be floating around in the pubs before the game, no doubt.

[Blue Dwr]

The game is dependent on the epidemiological situation, its worth noting

I'll take the chance 4x tix purchased.

[insider]

They know dildos can't mow the lawn

Bloke that lives across the road is a dildo and he's always in the garden

[splott parker]

Bloke that lives across the road is a dildo and he's always in the garden

I bought one online. Discretion assured, plain packaging, just my address on the parcel, no name at all. Comfortable with this arrangement I was pleased when a nondescript chap in plain clothes knocked the door and handed it over. I looked up though and was horrified to see a huge van parked outside my house displaying the words in massive letters, ‘Sex Toys, Batteries Included’

[insider]

I bought one online. Discretion assured, plain packaging, just my address on the parcel, no name at all. Comfortable with this arrangement I was pleased when a nondescript chap in plain clothes knocked the door and handed it over. I looked up though and was horrified to see a huge van parked outside my house displaying the words in massive letters, ‘Sex Toys, Batteries Included’

In this new world we live in I've always wondered if ladies recycle said dildos? Do they wipe them down and resell on vinted or do they just put them in the red waste sack ?