Quote Originally Posted by Jordi Culé View Post
I agree you can’t blame the bumbling beanbag for any dickheads that’ll start performing after one too many Top Decks but he may have to accept some responsibility for going against police and medical advice in opening up the way he’s ultimately decided.

I’m sure he’ll absolve himself of any blame though.
Scene: House of Commons - PMQs
[Following the carnage of the weekend of July 4th]
Boris Johnson approaches the mic - clearly still pissed from Saturday:-

B.J: "Uh-buhuhub-um... Thank you, umm, Mr Speaker. Umm.. Would the right honourabable gentleman, care... umm, care to point out ... umm.. where I said that the pubs.. that the... uh...pubs in England, could open on July 4th?"

*Cut to black*
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