Scene: House of Commons - PMQs
[Following the carnage of the weekend of July 4th]
Boris Johnson approaches the mic - clearly still pissed from Saturday:-
B.J: "Uh-buhuhub-um... Thank you, umm, Mr Speaker. Umm.. Would the right honourabable gentleman, care... umm, care to point out ... umm.. where I said that the pubs.. that the... uh...pubs in England, could open on July 4th?"
*Cut to black*
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