What's the strangest thing you've seen at football?

[alfie]

Craven Cottage when they brought the police on horseback onto the pitch when the trouble was on the terraces.

[cyril evans awaydays]

The City fan who ran onto the pitch before the match at the Vetch and started shagging a 6ft polystyrene Swan whilst two rows of teenage pom pom girls danced trying not to notice took some beating.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Police with dogs chasing Millwall fans who were heading to the Grange End en masse from the Bob Bank.
However, despite the best efforts of their handlers the dogs couldn't be diverted from devouring the hot-dogs that were spread around the Bob Bank after the Millwall fans had turned it over before a couple of minutes earlier.

[jeepster]

The City fan who ran onto the pitch before the match at the Vetch and started shagging a 6ft polystyrene Swan whilst two rows of teenage pom pom girls danced trying not to notice took some beating.

This made my laugh,my mrs asked why i was giggling when i told her why even she laughed.

[Barmy]

The City fan who ran onto the pitch before the match at the Vetch and started shagging a 6ft polystyrene Swan whilst two rows of teenage pom pom girls danced trying not to notice took some beating.

That was a funny sight! Seems like yesterday.
Must be close to 40 years ago!! Shit.

[Barmy]

Saw a Cardiff fan punch a horse after it stood on his foot outside Maine rd many moons ago,
It was a hell of a hit and I'm sure the horse wobbled.

[Steve the Tea]

Back in c1969-71 some friends and I stood behind the Boys' Enclosure in the Grange End. One of the lads brought along his girl-friend who promptly sat down on the concrete terracing, pulled out a copy of Tolstoy's, "War & Peace," and read it throughout the game.

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[jon1959]

Back in c1969-71 some friends and I stood behind the Boys' Enclosure in the Grange End. One of the lads brought along his girl-friend who promptly sat down on the concrete terracing, pulled out a copy of Tolstoy's, "War & Peace," and read it throughout the game.

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Must have been a long injury time!

[Steve the Tea]

Nope. She read it during all the game whether there was play or stoppages. I think her name was Patti.

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[Steve the Tea]

Must have been a long injury time!

Nope. She read it during all the game whether there was play or stoppages. I think her name was Patti.

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[BLUETIT]

Joss Magennis, taking a throw in, in the centre of the pitch at Derby.

Robbie Savage, was pissing himself laughing in front of us.

[splott parker]

Back in c1969-71 some friends and I stood behind the Boys' Enclosure in the Grange End. One of the lads brought along his girl-friend who promptly sat down on the concrete terracing, pulled out a copy of Tolstoy's, "War & Peace," and read it throughout the game.

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She should have been at the back of the Grangetown End, it was just War up there

[Steve the Tea]

She should have been at the back of the Grangetown End, it was just War up there

I experienced that many times when we were playing towards the Canton Stand. I stayed down the front when we attacked the Grangetown End.

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[splott parker]

Craven Cottage when they brought the police on horseback onto the pitch when the trouble was on the terraces.

Happened Port Vale as well after a Nathan Blake goal.

[BLUETIT]

David Hunt