Quote Originally Posted by Jordi Culé View Post
You could always guarantee getting either a thick lip or chlamydia. Usually at different times though. You nearly had both at once

Well played.

Once got a dig off some soppy prick who sang ‘Lady in Red’ much to my mates amusement.
In fairness, it was a great week! The nonsense we got up to. The place sort of typified South Wales at the time. Going back to my story-one of the patients that attacked (Barbara was her name, i later learnt) Would just stare at me, then take out her false teeth and rattle them together while walking towards me-absolutely terrifying stuff