The 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset.

[Organ Morgan.]

Jesus Christ I know it's not you, not even you would confuse a hoody that you're actually wearing with a coat. Also if I remember rightly you're significantly older than your little reddit fiend friend there

Your frustration is becoming palpable, and I know why.

"When in the autumn, on what date?" are the questions on your and all Teletubbies' lips. I don't know when you will be able to roll a sleeve up again. The state keeps promising you will be able to during those three months though. Please remain patient.

An autumn booster of the #COVID19 vaccine will be offered to people at higher risk to extend their protection against getting seriously ill ��

The NHS will announce in due course when and how eligible groups will be able to book an appointment.

More: https://t.co/Oqg30yNLSJ pic.twitter.com/wUHUXYsCjA

— Department of Health and Social Care (@DHSCgovuk) July 21, 2022

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Your frustration is becoming palpable, and I know why.

"When in the autumn, on what date?" are the questions on your and all Teletubbies' lips. I don't know when you will be able to roll a sleeve up again. The state keeps promising you will be able to during those three months though. Please remain patient.

An autumn booster of the #COVID19 vaccine will be offered to people at higher risk to extend their protection against getting seriously ill ��

The NHS will announce in due course when and how eligible groups will be able to book an appointment.

More: https://t.co/Oqg30yNLSJ pic.twitter.com/wUHUXYsCjA

— Department of Health and Social Care (@DHSCgovuk) July 21, 2022

we'll all freeze to death queueing though, what with the coats costing thousands of pounds by then situation

[Wales-Bales]

we'll all freeze to death queueing though, what with the coats costing thousands of pounds by then situation

I like the way you obsess over trivial details

[Organ Morgan.]

I like the way you obsess over trivial details

He has developed a coat fetish. If that's a clot shot side-effect then it's the first case I've heard of.

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He has developed a coat fetish. If that's a clot shot side-effect then it's the first case I've heard of.

Nope, just for a long time you now you've been looking down on people whilst spreading absolute nonsense, which gets blown out of the water but is forgotten about because you spread more nonsense. Not this time. 5 days to go!

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[Organ Morgan.]

Nope, just for a long time you now you've been looking down on people whilst spreading absolute nonsense, which gets blown out of the water but is forgotten about because you spread more nonsense. Not this time. 5 days to go!

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We did this last week. Your reading comprehension remains poor. Are you this tiresome in everyday life?

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We did this last week. Your reading comprehension remains poor. Are you this tiresome in everyday life?

Says the guy who does drunken "vox pops" at his local

Also, we'll keep doing it every time you make some other wild claim so get used to it

[Organ Morgan.]

For any parents or guardians of those aged 5-11, little Keanu or Chloe can have what's below providing you get them needled. What an incentive that is.

5-11 year olds can now get a digital NHS COVID Pass for travel. It can be accessed through the NHS website.

Find out more: https://t.co/Gk5IEt2pJe pic.twitter.com/AXAoyeALvU

— NHS (@NHSuk) July 22, 2022