Neil Warnock's fanny pack

[MacAdder]

You wrote all that just for me?! I guess we've all got to try and get our thrills wherever we can and if posting another homo-erotic, Warnock-worshipping, wall-of-text w*nk-fest is your way of getting off then knock yourself out.

Oh, and here's a pro-tip. This is how you use paragraphs.

Bad post.

[Citizen's Nephew]

Bad post.

You're right. I will apologise.