A new colleague (from Porthcawl) said to me the other day that he's gutted he can't go to Liverpool to celebrate 'us' winning the Prem but will be going up with his mates when lock-down is over.

I said "Yeah, Liverpool is a great place for a night out innit!" being genuine, as I do like the city. His reply was: "Apparently it is, yeah!".

He's never even been.

FFS.