We Want You to Stay

[Garth Blue]

If we had played with the handbrake off before today.
If he had the courage to pick youngsters before today.
If he didn't always play with inverted wingers
If he didn't (unlike today) play with 2 sitting midfielders.
If (unlike today) his football wasn't turgid,
Then I'd keep him, but he was forced into today and i fear he would revert to type.

[Citizen's Nephew]

If we had played with the handbrake off before today.
If he had the courage to pick youngsters before today.
If he didn't always play with inverted wingers
If he didn't (unlike today) play with 2 sitting midfielders.
If (unlike today) his football wasn't turgid,
Then I'd keep him, but he was forced into today and i fear he would revert to type.

Now that's a chant I could get behind. We could call it 'singing the Telly Savalas'.