Egyptian dies after drinking hand sanitiser.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

He should have been referred to a Cairopractor.

[the other bob wilson]

He should have been referred to a Cairopractor.

[cyril evans awaydays]

Apologies to elytillidie beforehand as he does raise legitimate concerns over how Sisi's government is dealing with dissent and legitimate criticism and this looks a suspicious death to add to some others.

However, as is the way with this board, we swiftly descended into the land of the pun. With that in mind can I add that perhaps there would have been a different outcome if he had read the Nile by Mouth instructions on the label!

[elytillidie]

Apologies to elytillidie beforehand as he does raise legitimate concerns over how Sisi's government is dealing with dissent and legitimate criticism and this looks a suspicious death to add to some others.

However, as is the way with this board, we swiftly descended into the land of the pun. With that in mind can I add that perhaps there would have been a different outcome if he had read the Nile by Mouth instructions on the label!

You sphinx it's funny?

[cyril evans awaydays]

You sphinx it's funny?

It thought it was Pharoah 'nuff yeah!

[elytillidie]

It thought it was Pharoah 'nuff yeah!

Well, I felt sorry for the Giza.

[cyril evans awaydays]

Well, I felt sorry for the Giza.

We are all with you Aswan

[CCFCC3PO]

He should have been referred to a Cairopractor.

[Cyclops]

He should have been referred to a Cairopractor.

I think you mean chiropractor - though in my experience they don't help with thirst issues.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I think you mean chiropractor - though in my experience they don't help with thirst issues.

No, I didn't. It was a pun, old fruit.