Friday the 23rd to Tuesday 27th, actually, and I made no prediction re what the nature of the cataclysmic trigger event might be, despite what you have made up.

Between circling the globe at an altitude of 35,000 feet and pursuing rosy cheeked fruit pickers across the Somerset countryside, you might want to spend less of your leisure time viewing the Cartoon Network and The Real Housewives of Dinas Powys.

PS Nice to see a message from Lardy again. His cameo appearances have become infrequent.