Quote Originally Posted by blue matt View Post
Hmmmm

I think Boris and Hancock would do him, his best bet would be Rishi

maybe pay per view with the proceeds going to some " northern specific charity "
I got my dough on Burnham. He’s definitely ex football with the way he’s wearing his shirts, cagoules and Adi Dassler. Him being a scouser means there’s a stanley tucked into his North Face somewhere.

Result Burnham 1 Boris 100 stitches caused by a slicing.

I’d pay top whack to watch that so you’re onto something there.