Any doctors or nurses on here , my old dear has severe diarrhoea

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

There is an alternative forum to post this garbage on, you know?

Why clutter up football posts with unfunny drivel? Embarrassing.

It's actually a fact , I was looking for advice

But obviously you are not bright enough to be in a position to offer any

But thanks for your worthless contribution , it's been emotional x

[Gofer Blue]

That cannot be right. As a pharmacist (now retired) I would have immediately referred such a patient to the GP even after just 3 - 4 days of diarrhoea. Imodium is ok for short term treatment (I think 10 days max) but over a long period I would be worried about side effects. The critical thing is dehydration and loss of salts. Has she tried Dioralyte? However this is also just for short term use.

The weight loss is a worry. You really must push the GP into getting her a referral to see a specialist asap.

[Gofer Blue]

Forgot to add - does she pass blood? Probably not easy to see anyway. The GP ought to be able to arrange for a test. Not pleasant getting a sample though unfortunately!

[Bobby Dandruff]

It's actually a fact , I was looking for advice

But obviously you are not bright enough to be in a position to offer any

But thanks for your worthless contribution , it's been emotional x

Wow. If you are actually seeking medical advice on this site then you have bigger problems then I thought you did.

I’d seek proper help if I was you. And quick.

[valleys caveman]

Wow. If you are actually seeking medical advice on this site then you have bigger problems then I thought you did.

I’d seek proper help if I was you. And quick.

Have you been drinking?

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Wow. If you are actually seeking medical advice on this site then you have bigger problems then I thought you did.

I’d seek proper help if I was you. And quick.

Early contender for arsehole of the year here