Black Goalkeeper's

[lardy]

Lighten up guys. My old mum will piss herself laughing when I show her this on the weekend. She’s as black as Coal and my Dad was as white as Casper. If you can’t have a laugh about yourself, then the game really is up.

Do you show your mum things you wrote on the internet? Me too! I like to print them out and get the family round the table on a Saturday evening to have a good old chuckle.

They all say I'm really funny and clever.