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**Colonel Cærdiffi** · 23-10-16, 19:28

In both your news stories the guilty driver was named Mohammed.

**Toast Boy** · 23-10-16, 19:36

Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi

In both your news stories the guilty driver was named Mohammed.

That's the problem when you're prophet driven.

**Rjk** · 24-10-16, 14:28

Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi

In both your news stories the guilty driver was named Mohammed.

Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi

Some drivers will do anything for a prophet.

Originally Posted by Toast Boy

That's the problem when you're prophet driven.

It's close, but Toast boy wins the battle of the profit/prophet puns.

Your prize is having your joke made into a cartoon in a Danish newspaper.

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