WHY???????????

[joecity]

I'm not sure the Op goes far enough mind. Why not go the whole hog and insist usernames and avatars should be strictly football related. Sludge Factory could become the Football Factory and he could sit in Cowbridge posting edgy recollections of claret spilled and lines of talcum powder being sniffed. Or perhaps Lardy could change his username to Vardy and start posting with a wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth and several cans of red bull on the go. I'm sure there are more examples.

[lardy]

I'm not sure the Op goes far enough mind. Why not go the whole hog and insist usernames and avatars should be strictly football related. Sludge Factory could become the Football Factory and he could sit in Cowbridge posting edgy recollections of claret spilled and lines of talcum powder being sniffed. Or perhaps Lardy could change his username to Vardy and start posting with a wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth and several cans of red bull on the go. I'm sure there are more examples.

It wouldn't be a big lifestyle change.