Ode to this board

[William Treseder]

This CCMB, thats run by the boss
Looks like one of the Cartwrights, could it be Hoss?
It’s members are barmy it’s Morris’s army.
Caustic replies, from TLG
Stat after Stat from Eric half bee
Post match blogs from our own wordsmith Bob
He could put any journalist out of a job
Organ Morgan, and Sludgie the loner
A Bra on a clothes line gives him a boner
James Wales, Delmbox and JR Hartley
Posters galore, but that’s only three
Uncle Bob’s the man when your after a joke,
He was there on that rainy Tuesday in Stoke.
Elwood, Tuerto and Jimmy the Jock
Dai Hard and Caliburn wish we could turn back the clock
Posters who’ve left us to move on with their life
Croesy, Ian Gibson Steve R and his wife
Under the Splotlight comes back now and then
Will he ever appear full time again
The bollox reported by that lazy journo
No more discussing the Lidl Inferno
Colonel Cardiffi threw his toys from the pram
Dr Lector retired to silence that lamb

Any advances?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

This CCMB, thats run by the boss
Looks like one of the Cartwrights, could it be Hoss?
It’s members are barmy it’s Morris’s army.
Caustic replies, from TLG
Stat after Stat from Eric half bee
Post match blogs from our own wordsmith Bob
He could put any journalist out of a job
Organ Morgan, and Sludgie the loner
A Bra on a clothes line gives him a boner
James Wales, Delmbox and JR Hartley
Posters galore, but that’s only three
Uncle Bob’s the man when your after a joke,
He was there on that rainy Tuesday in Stoke.
Elwood, Tuerto and Jimmy the Jock
Dai Hard and Caliburn wish we could turn back the clock
Posters who’ve left us to move on with their life
Croesy, Ian Gibson Steve R and his wife
Under the Splotlight comes back now and then
Will he ever appear full time again
The bollox reported by that lazy journo
No more discussing the Lidl Inferno
Colonel Cardiffi threw his toys from the pram
Dr Lector retired to silence that lamb

Any advances?

Fancy a snog?

[William Treseder]

Fancy a snog?

No tongues.