Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
Well we all better be prepared for long queues now on Saturday !

THE CLUB DO READ (follow), this BOARD & others you know
In that case:

I like to hide stuff in my pockets so that the stewards have to frisk me. It really turns me on to have some middle aged man in a hi-viz jacket rubbing his hairy hands all over me. Sometimes I even lose a bit of man fluid. Roll on Saturday.