OFF TOPIC ::::: Found Baillifs in my house this morning. still shaking now.

[Organ Morgan.]

Keeping a baseball bat under your pillow suggests to me you're an ex-Soul Crew member.

Did you shout "let's fecking 'ave it!" from the top of the stairs?

[Mad as a fish]

Trust me Organ if you feel my baseball bat you would be grateful that a pillow was in the way.

[Divine Wright]

Trust me Organ if you feel my baseball bat you would be grateful that a pillow was in the way.

Exhibit A

[Mad as a fish]

I now have their names and the company was Excel Civil enforcement