Swingers , Naturists

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Why are this lot always ugly rotters ? I mean if you are no oil painting have a bit of dignity and stay at home


And another thing


I went to a naturists "meet " several years back but they got very stroppy and asked me to leave when I told them I just wanted to watch

Very strange people

They don't like outsiders and they certainly don't like it up em !

[Optimistic Nick]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

They aren't the same thing you plank

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

They aren't the same thing you plank

Indeed , that's why I put a comma between them

Swingers are sex people and naturists strip off and walk around commando

It's odd behaviour

[Des Parrot]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

You’re obviously watching in the wrong place Sludge, get yourself down to Cap d’Agde and you’ll change your mind.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

You’re obviously watching in the wrong place Sludge, get yourself down to Cap d’Agde and you’ll change your mind.

I spent last week in Cap d'Agde but, I hasten to add, not in the extensive Naturist Village. Kept my strides on and stayed in the harbour area.

[Harry Lime]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

We take the horses down to Kenfig sometimes and at the Morfa/steelworks end of the beach there seems to be a 'scene'.
Like the mature gentleman I am, I generally avert my eyes but some of them seem to have all the jigsaw pieces in the right place

[Jordi Culé]

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Had my balls busted once by a naturist when rambling the coastal path near Monknash beach.

Wild eyed, bollock naked apart from his rucksack babbling at me that it was a naturist area.

It was around October time, drizzling and not the warmest temperature wise.

He had a cock like a shrivelled walnut. I walked off from him smirking and cock of the walk.

I was fully clothed.

[The Bloop]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

Had my balls busted once by a naturist when rambling the coastal path near Monknash beach.

Wild eyed, bollock naked apart from his rucksack babbling at me that it was a naturist area.

It was around October time, drizzling and not the warmest temperature wise.

He had a cock like a shrivelled walnut. I walked off from him smirking and cock of the walk.

I was fully clothed.

'walked off'.
Had to read that twice.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

You’re obviously watching in the wrong place Sludge, get yourself down to Cap d’Agde and you’ll change your mind.

Grid Reference please

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

Had my balls busted once by a naturist when rambling the coastal path near Monknash beach.

Wild eyed, bollock naked apart from his rucksack babbling at me that it was a naturist area.

It was around October time, drizzling and not the warmest temperature wise.

He had a cock like a shrivelled walnut. I walked off from him smirking and cock of the walk.

I was fully clothed.

I was fishing down there once and was approached by a chapster in his birthday suit

Enormous tadger

He's probably in a museum now

[Rjk]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

You’re obviously watching in the wrong place Sludge, get yourself down to Cap d’Agde and you’ll change your mind.

disgusting, where?

[Jordi Culé]

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'walked off'.
Had to read that twice.

Poor eyesight you have there buddy. You'll go blind eventually!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

The point being

They are usually very ugly , often fat and very odd

If someone thinks turning up to someone's house who you met on the internet along with 20 other strangers and boffing and noshing each other is normal adult behaviour you need to see a doctor

And taking all your clothes off and having a picnic on the beach ?

Nutters

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

The point being

They are usually very ugly , often fat and very odd

If someone thinks turning up to someone's house who you met on the internet along with 20 other strangers and boffing and noshing each other is normal adult behaviour you need to see a doctor

And taking all your clothes off and having a picnic on the beach ?

Nutters

Is your behaviour normal?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Swingers , Naturists

Is your behaviour normal?

Yes

I mean are you saying these swingers are normal people ?

They are abnormal