Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

[Cardiff-Cal]

Re: Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

I am telling you. There is a sweet smell lof success floating around the city now, and Ipswich are on the ropes. Our tails are up.

We may not be banging them in but our defence has leaked just one goal four games. You rarely see a record cleaner than that! That is cleaner than the Virgin Mary before her first period.

Ipswich? They are leaking like a sex worker in front of queue of horny Nigerians with deep pockets. All over the place. Leaking against piss poor teams as well. 2 and 3s all over the shop.

They won’t fancy this against us. Get the stadium rocking for this one. Turn the volume up loud and make it raucous. They are looking weak. Like a shark in feeding water, I smell blood, and Ipswich is our seal. We are just one clean punch from a victory to knock that backward bunch of their perch and send the cocky bastards reeling.

COME ON I CAN FEEL IT BUILDING. BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!

Im not saying we won’t get a result but just to be clear, this Ipswich you say are on the ropes is the same Ipswich who have just won 6 on the bounce, scoring 18 goals and moving back up to 2nd place in the league?

[Dave Blue]

Re: Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

It’s not going to finish 0-0.

[Alan Lung]

Re: Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

OP you can pump my ass anytime loverboy.

[Keyser Soze]

Re: Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

If you think I am going to fall for that “Meet me
outside the Saffron Cafe for a quick sausage” again you’re having a laugh. Besides, I only pot the brown with the opposite gender.

Fags a Lot for the offer anyway.

[jeepster]

Re: Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

If you think I am going to fall for that “Meet me
outside the Saffron Cafe for a quick sausage” again you’re having a laugh. Besides, I only pot the brown with the opposite gender.

Fags a Lot for the offer anyway.

Can you give me the lottery numbers for tonight.

[Keyser Soze]

Re: Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

I feel a bit gloaty but my energy is ****ING TAMPING this week. Just enjoy it blue friend. I am
so excited by this squad I just want all City fans to get behind Bulut and his boys and believe.

That’s all Jeeps. Believe. Buy in. And enjoy this beautiful ride up to May because I am
100% certain we are about to strike football gold.

[jeepster]

Re: Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

I feel a bit gloaty but my energy is ****ING TAMPING this week. Just enjoy it blue friend. I am
so excited by this squad I just want all City fans to get behind Bulut and his boys and believe.

That’s all Jeeps. Believe. Buy in. And enjoy this beautiful ride up to May because I am
100% certain we are about to strike football gold.

Love your positive feelings

[ToTaL ITK]

Re: Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

i can't get a chant going ...with pumping ass. i give up

[Keyser Soze]

Re: Ipswich: We will PUMP THEIR ASS BIG TIME!!!!

Can’t think of a song / chant?What about something based on Technotronic “Pump Up The Jam”?

Pump Up The Ass,
Pump It Up,
While The Blues Are Stomping…