Uh oh

[Alan Lung]

I've just spilt an entire glass of red wine over my company laptop and now it won't power on. Any ideas what excuse I can use?

[JamesWales]

Re: Uh oh

I've just spilt an entire glass of red wine over my company laptop and now it won't power on. Any ideas what excuse I can use?

No need. Pour a glass of white wine over it, rub it gently and I think that sorts it out 👍

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Uh oh

I've just spilt an entire glass of red wine over my company laptop and now it won't power on. Any ideas what excuse I can use?

You are an alcoholic?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Re: Uh oh

I've just spilt an entire glass of red wine over my company laptop and now it won't power on. Any ideas what excuse I can use?

Another laptop.

[Dorcus]

Re: Uh oh

No need. Pour a glass of white wine over it, rub it gently and I think that sorts it out 👍

That's no good, it turns into Rose.

[JamesWales]

Re: Uh oh

That's no good, it turns into Rose.

Rosé is never a bad thing, unless it's Rosé West.

[Dorcus]

Re: Uh oh

Rosé is never a bad thing, unless it's Rosé West.

She wasn't even good looking. Fred had no taste.

[The Bloop]

Re: Uh oh

Tell your employers they should have given you a set of coasters as well as a laptop.

[Gofer Blue]

Re: Uh oh

I've just spilt an entire glass of red wine over my company laptop and now it won't power on. Any ideas what excuse I can use?

You could just tell them that you spilt a glass of red wine over it of course. I can't believe you came onto the CCMB and expect a serious reply to such a request!