Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

[Wales-Bales]

Asking for a friend ... :getscoat:

[The Bloop]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

Only if you remain silent for the whole 2 minutes it lasts.

[Canton Kev]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

Out of respect you need to be thinking of her whilst you do it

[Wales-Bales]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

Only if you remain silent for the whole 2 minutes it lasts.

That's a long time to stand to attention.

[Ninja]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

Out of respect you need to be thinking of her whilst you do it

I'm thinking about Liz Truss instead.

[chrisp_1927]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

Only whilst wearing a mask of the queen . Wonder if ol Camilla has asked to have a bit of the king inside her yet !!

[Jimmy the Jock]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

I'm thinking about Liz Truss instead.

Jesus . She got hit fairly hard with the ugly stick

[Wales-Bales]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

Only whilst wearing a mask of the queen. Wonder if ol Camilla has asked to have a bit of the king inside her yet !!

Imagine reading this while you are wondering what to have for dinner tonight.

[JamesWales]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

Only whilst wearing a mask of the queen . Wonder if ol Camilla has asked to have a bit of the king inside her yet !!

For-king for kings sake.

[StraightOuttaCanton]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

Asking for a friend ... :getscoat:

You’re nearly 20 years older than Tuerto so you’re clearly not asking for yourself

[Cleve van Leef]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

No.

[19bluebirds27]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

No.

Not even a posh w@be on the sly.

[Maurice Swan]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

oh for god sake have some decorum...

[UNDERHILL1927]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

oh for god sake have some decorum...

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[Maurice Swan]

Re: Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

oh for god sake have some decorum...

....Sometimes I despair at our society..........