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    These guys seem to know their onions

    Pornography is any depiction, in pictures or writing, that is intended to inappropriately arouse sexual feelings.

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    Re: Pornography

    Originally posted by Alan Lung View Post
    These guys seem to know their onions

    https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/...raphy?lang=eng
    What do priests and nuns do when they get the horn ?

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    • #3
      Re: Pornography

      Originally posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
      What do priests and nuns do when they get the horn ?
      Masturbate furiously I would imagine.

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      • #4
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        Looks like I'm going to have to have a word with the mrs.

        How do I know if someone is struggling with pornography?

        Loss of interest in sexual relations or insatiable sexual appetite.

        Neglect of responsibilities.

        Easily irritated; irregular mood swings.

        Unexplained financial transactions.

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        • #5
          Re: Pornography

          Originally posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
          What do priests and nuns do when they get the horn ?
          Get their frocks off?

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          • #6
            Re: Pornography

            Originally posted by Wales-Bales View Post
            Get their frocks off?
            They soon get out of the habit.

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            • #7
              Re: Pornography

              Jesus got the horn

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              • #8
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                Did you hear about the monk that caught his knob in a bell rope and was told off by the abbot?

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                • #9
                  Re: Pornography

                  Personal gratification , can help to satisfy ones partner and yourself at the same time which then opens up to the Physical intimacy which is a sacred part of our Heavenly Father’s plan.

                  There are murals from BC depicting sex , these are not phonographic of evil they are telling a story of life , it seems its okay to decapitate folk but not wank in gods eyes

                  The lord also said ,after a session frequent ejaculation may protect against prostate cancer , as it drives those evil cancer-causing substances from the prostate ..

                  Praise the readings of redtube /exhamster cometh to me ...

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pornography

                    Originally posted by life on mars View Post
                    Personal gratification , can help to satisfy ones partner and yourself at the same time which then opens up to the Physical intimacy which is a sacred part of our Heavenly Father’s plan.

                    There are murals from BC depicting sex , these are not phonographic of evil they are telling a story of life , it seems its okay to decapitate folk but not wank in gods eyes

                    The lord also said ,after a session frequent ejaculation may protect against prostate cancer , as it drives those evil cancer-causing substances from the prostate ..

                    Praise the readings of redtube /exhamster cometh to me ...
                    And that's just the shorthand version....

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pornography

                      Originally posted by life on mars View Post
                      Personal gratification , can help to satisfy ones partner and yourself at the same time which then opens up to the Physical intimacy which is a sacred part of our Heavenly Father’s plan.

                      There are murals from BC depicting sex , these are not phonographic of evil they are telling a story of life , it seems its okay to decapitate folk but not wank in gods eyes

                      The lord also said ,after a session frequent ejaculation may protect against prostate cancer , as it drives those evil cancer-causing substances from the prostate ..

                      Praise the readings of redtube /exhamster cometh to me ...
                      Wank in god's eyes?!

                      I don't care about people's personal religious beliefs but in no way is that acceptable behaviour. Sometimes a line needs to be drawn.

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