Best nicknames

[UNDERHILL1927]

Following on from another conversation elsewhere on the forum, what are the most innovative and funny nicknames you’ve heard over the years?

[The Lone Gunman]

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Former QPR defender Fitz Hall's nickname - One Size. I thought that was a good 'un.

[blue lewj]

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https://youtu.be/jUU8bLQfmKQ

[UNDERHILL1927]

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Former QPR defender Fitz Hall's nickname - One Size. I thought that was a good 'un.

Haha brilliant

[UNDERHILL1927]

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https://youtu.be/jUU8bLQfmKQ

Haha some of them are great. “The snipers nightmare” haha

[blue lewj]

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Haha some of them are great. “The snipers nightmare” haha

I'd be a snipers dream the size of my bonce

[The Lone Gunman]

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Another I always liked - former Everton, Wrexham and Swansea keeper Dai Davies, who won more than 50 caps for Wales in the 70's and 80's but often looked like a disaster waiting to happen - Dai the Drop.

[blue lewj]

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Another I always liked - former Everton, Wrexham and Swansea keeper Dai Davies, who won more than 50 caps for Wales in the 70's and 80's but often looked like a disaster waiting to happen - Dai the Drop.

Bet he loved that

[Steve the Tea]

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Sussex County Cricket Club had two brothers who played for them last century. They were called Antony and Mike Buss. Their nicknames were: ' Omni,' and, 'Trolley.'

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[splott parker]

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Newcastle fans playing on the Welsh tradition of putting ‘the’ into a nickname like Dai the Milk, Ivor the Post etc christened outstanding Welsh centre forward, Wyn Davies, Wyn the Leap.

[Its been emotional]

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A bloke got sacked from work with me for pinching money, he was from Yorkshire,
He was nicknamed the 'Yorkshire dipper'

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Bet he loved that

Dracula ......afraid of crosses

[Harry Bosch]

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Following on from another conversation elsewhere on the forum, what are the most innovative and funny nicknames you’ve heard over the years?

I remember a suggestion that Matthew Upson should name his first born son “Chin” 👍🏼

[The Bloop]

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Heard of a bloke who'd had a toe amputated so had the nickname Kodak.
(He only had 4 toes)

[Tuerto]

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I grew up with a lad who had a terrible toileting accident when we were about 6, in school. He was forever known as 'Shitty Darren' Harsh.