Salesman

[Ninja]

What is it with these clowns?
As soon as the weather gets a little bit lighter, they're back, banging my door, with a vengeance...

Hello sir, we can improve your WiFi package!

"Really, are you sure about that?"

Yes sir! What package do you have, I guarantee we can make you a better offer!

"Ummm... 200mb for £20 a month with Virgin"

Ummm... Ok sir, maybe not! Have a good day!

"Yeah, thought as much, now f*ckity the f*ck off and stop interfering with my 4k pornhub moment"

[Tuerto]

Re: Salesman

What is it with these clowns?
As soon as the weather gets a little bit lighter, they're back, banging my door, with a vengeance...

Hello sir, we can improve your WiFi package!

"Really, are you sure about that?"

Yes sir! What package do you have, I guarantee we can make you a better offer!

"Ummm... 200mb for £20 a month with Virgin"

Ummm... Ok sir, maybe not! Have a good day!

"Yeah, thought as much, now f*ckity the f*ck off and stop interfering with my 4k pornhub moment"

Did you tell 'A Vengeance' to **** off as well?

[Ninja]

Re: Salesman

Did you tell 'A Vengeance' to **** off as well?

He was trying to sell me cheap weed. I bought some of that.

[2b2bdoo]

Re: Salesman

I’d never buy or sign up to anything from someone knocking my door.

We even had Vaughan Gethin knocking the door a couple of weeks ago.

[Canton Kev]

Re: Salesman

I always try to be nice to them and call centre workers. It’s a shit job for not great pay.

Some are right pushy wankers though. I’ve said I don’t want your crap, take the loss and **** off.

[splott parker]

Re: Salesman

I’d never buy or sign up to anything from someone knocking my door.

We even had Vaughan Gethin knocking the door a couple of weeks ago.

What was he selling? Christ, times must be hard down Cardiff Bay.

[2b2bdoo]

Re: Salesman

What was he selling? Christ, times must be hard down Cardiff Bay.

Lol

Well my wife spoke to him, he wanted to know if he had her vote if there was a general election. She told him they all act like a load of children and she has no faith in any of the parties. He then started to randomly waffle on about Boris breaking covid rules for some reason lol. Very odd.

[Ninja]

Re: Salesman

Lol

Well my wife spoke to him, he wanted to know if he had her vote if there was a general election. She told him they all act like a load of children and she has no faith in any of the parties. He then started to randomly waffle on about Boris breaking covid rules for some reason lol. Very odd.

I had Neil McEvoy on my door once.
Cheeky c*nt offered me a wage to deliver leaflets etc for his cause.
I was honestly f*cking dumbfounded.
Cheeky little pr*ck. He's never getting my vote, regardless of what party he represents.

I had to literally struggle to keep it polite and clean. I wanted to headbutt the daft little twonk into 2027.

[bobh]

Re: Salesman

I hsd s big "no cold callers" sign on y door.
Still got a salesman.
I pointed to the sign and asked him if he could rea.
He said they don't have to abide by those notices unless they are police-issued.
I said "do you really think I'm going to listen to you after you coe out with that!? and shut the door in his face.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Salesman

I had Neil McEvoy on my door once.
Cheeky c*nt offered me a wage to deliver leaflets etc for his cause.
I was honestly f*cking dumbfounded.
Cheeky little pr*ck. He's never getting my vote, regardless of what party he represents.

I had to literally struggle to keep it polite and clean. I wanted to headbutt the daft little twonk into 2027.

Cardiff City Fan

[Tuerto]

Re: Salesman

Cardiff City Fan

And a massive arsehole.

[Ninja]

Re: Salesman

This.
I'm well aware he's a City fan Sludge, but he's clearly also a right knob.
(meant to quote Tuerto's post)

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

Re: Salesman

I hsd s big "no cold callers" sign on y door.
Still got a salesman.
I pointed to the sign and asked him if he could rea.
He said they don't have to abide by those notices unless they are police-issued.
I said "do you really think I'm going to listen to you after you coe out with that!? and shut the door in his face.

Perhaps the sign had some incomplete and jumbled up words? :hehe:

[Alan Lung]

Re: Salesman

Keep a container full of your own piss by the door. When you get a cold caller, lob it in their face. Normally makes them think twice about coming back.

[The Bloop]

Re: Salesman

Got called a 'mental fckr' by one on the phone the other day.
He was trying to convince me to claim back the tax deducted from a successful PPI claim I made a few years ago. I strung him along for a while before telling him I hadn't made a claim. He wasn't impressed.
Never buy anything at my door either.