Tins of corned beef

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

In response to another posters quip , how the feck do you open those gits ?

That stupid little metal key always snaps on me halfway through the job and trying to use a tin opener on them to finish the job is a killer

Ham ? Normal tin

Spam ?.....Normal

Chicken ......Normal tin

Why is corned bloody beef in those stupid sloping rectangular tins and why goes it have that unusable key
nightmare going on ?

I bought about 15 tins ready for the inevitable lockdown and they are staring at me in the cupboard , grinning like metal rats !

[valleys caveman]

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I tried cooking Corned Beef fritters for tea but ended up making a hash of it.

[2b2bdoo]

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Why would you want too.

[Harry Paget Flashman]

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Never heard of a tin of chicken.

[NYCBlue]

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I find opening a tin of corned beef quite satisfying. I bought a few tins during lockdown and I had corned made corned beef and onion pasties. Bloody lush. Don't think I'd had tinned corned beef for about 30 years. It's not a thing here. Corned beef to Americans means sliced brisket from the deli counter.

[Malckent]

Re: Tins of corned beef

In response to another posters quip , how the feck do you open those gits ?

That stupid little metal key always snaps on me halfway through the job and trying to use a tin opener on them to finish the job is a killer

Ham ? Normal tin

Spam ?.....Normal

Chicken ......Normal tin

Why is corned bloody beef in those stupid sloping rectangular tins and why goes it have that unusable key
nightmare going on ?

I bought about 15 tins ready for the inevitable lockdown and they are staring at me in the cupboard , grinning like metal rats !

When you eventually get one open i often make a bolognaise out of corned beef instead of mince, no gristle or tiny bones. Having said that been using quorn mince a lot as the wife is a veggie.

[J R Hartley]

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You’ve got to have a delicate touch. Like fondling a woman’s nipple. You don’t squeeze the key too hard and don’t go too quickly.

[J R Hartley]

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I find opening a tin of corned beef quite satisfying. I bought a few tins during lockdown and I had corned made corned beef and onion pasties. Bloody lush. Don't think I'd had tinned corned beef for about 30 years. It's not a thing here. Corned beef to Americans means sliced brisket from the deli counter.

Corned beef pasties made out of corned beef. Is that an original recipe? :hehe: :hehe:

[NYCBlue]

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You’ve got to have a delicate touch. Like fondling a woman’s nipple. You don’t squeeze the key too hard and don’t go too quickly.

Unless they want you to.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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I tried cooking Corned Beef fritters for tea but ended up making a hash of it.

Thats quick

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Tins of corned beef

I tried cooking Corned Beef fritters for tea but ended up making a hash of it.

Never heard of a tin of chicken.

Chicken roll in jelly

Lots of it round my way

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Tins of corned beef

I tried cooking Corned Beef fritters for tea but ended up making a hash of it.

You’ve got to have a delicate touch. Like fondling a woman’s nipple. You don’t squeeze the key too hard and don’t go too quickly.

In that case , I have had it

[Eric the Half a Bee]

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In that case , I have had it

Frankie Boyle once said that rubbing a woman's clit was a bit like sanding a bannister.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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I tried cooking Corned Beef fritters for tea but ended up making a hash of it.

Frankie Boyle once said that rubbing a woman's clit was a bit like sanding a bannister.

He's not backwards in coming forwards to be fair

[Gofer Blue]

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Like an earlier poster, I haven't had tinned corned beef for many, many years. Bought a few tins a while back in advance of the second wave and the inevitable lockdown. Have eaten one so far -great with baked beans and chips!