On a football forum, it's vital to share all thoughts, even if unrelated to the game. Like my stance on anchovies - not just a dislike, but a firm belief they should be banned.
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If we're doing this, then Avacados should be put to sleep as well.Originally posted by Citizen's Nephew View PostOn a football forum, it's vital to share all thoughts, even if unrelated to the game. Like my stance on anchovies - not just a dislike, but a firm belief they should be banned.
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Enforced euthanasia of a vegetative state may trigger issues for which only a spliff behind the wheel of a Porsche 911 could possibly remedy. Preferably, being driven in a cycle lane. In Cardiff city centre. Whilst wearing a Liverpool shirt.Originally posted by Tuerto View PostIf we're doing this, then Avacados should be put to sleep as well.
Edit: ...but yeah. Stick Avocados on the list. Slimy f*ckers.
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Liverpool are looking good this season. We're shit, so i might support Liverpool until the end of the season. Or Man City, maybe Arsenal, or all three. And i hope Luton get relegated and Brentford and Bournemouth can **** off. They do nothing for the status of the Premier League. How a global audience can be expected to watch any of those teams is a disgrace.Originally posted by Citizen's Nephew View PostEnforced euthanasia of a vegetative state may trigger issues for which only a spliff behind the wheel of a Porsche 911 could possibly remedy. Preferably, being driven in a cycle lane. In Cardiff city centre. Whilst wearing a Liverpool shirt.
Edit: ...but yeah. Stick Avocados on the list. Slimy f*ckers.
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I love Klopp and want to kiss him.Originally posted by Tuerto View PostLiverpool are looking good this season. We're shit, so i might support Liverpool until the end of the season. Or Man City, maybe Arsenal, or all three. And i hope Luton get relegated and Brentford and Bournemouth can **** off. They do nothing for the status of the Premier League. How a global audience can be expected to watch any of those teams is a disgrace.
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I'll defend your right to eat whatever food you like Maurice. I did go through a stage of gherkin addiction. It was bad. Now I just drink gin out of the empty jars whilst wearing a dress and watching Dave and writing letters to The Senedd blaming them for everything that's wrong in my life.Originally posted by Maurice Swan View PostI bet your not surprised to learn that I like avocado and anchovies.....:facepalm:
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Make your mind up, at the start of the thread you wanted to ban anchovies, now you say you'll defend Maurice's right to eat them. You can't have it both ways.Originally posted by Citizen's Nephew View PostI'll defend your right to eat whatever food you like Maurice. I did go through a stage of gherkin addiction. It was bad. Now I just drink gin out of the empty jars whilst wearing a dress and watching Dave and writing letters to The Senedd blaming them for everything that's wrong in my life.
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Originally posted by Citizen's Nephew View PostEnforced euthanasia of a vegetative state may trigger issues for which only a spliff behind the wheel of a Porsche 911 could possibly remedy. Preferably, being driven in a cycle lane. In Cardiff city centre. Whilst wearing a Liverpool shirt.
Edit: ...but yeah. Stick Avocados on the list. Slimy f*ckers.
Liverpool Chap out with his Liverpool date for a meal
They’re given menus
He asks “do you like avocado?”
She replies “ I can’t even drive “
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