Next door barking dog

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Re: Next door barking dog

I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?

Yes. It was a case of hare today, gone tomorrow.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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It's all coming back now. Didn't know they'd set up a rescue centre though. That would have done my head in.

Selfish Christian bastards

One of their cats shat outside my front door and they tried to blame a fox

I told them to clear it up

It was then I knew I had to face them in the final land battle

So I bought the kids pump action water gun from mr patels and lay in wait

The rest is history

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Other than when she is draped over the washing line after another clean out.

Wash and Go

[pipster]

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Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?

Preventing me from peaceful enjoyment or something like that according to the legislation

If that doesn't work I will hit her with sabbath every morning at 5 am and see where that takes us

[Keyser Soze]

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Get out the Korean cookery books.

😂😂😂😂

[splott parker]

Re: Next door barking dog

Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?

No, but the lady friend he had around has.

[William Treseder]

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Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂

He's huge , a Japanese tosa cross ?

And very aggressive

He's got huge bollocks

Maybe castration is an option

For him , not me

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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No, but the lady friend he had around has.

I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

That's Bridgend girls for you

I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

[jeepster]

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I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

That's Bridgend girls for you

I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

She wanted a real bit of meat.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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She wanted a real bit of meat.

I offered her 100 percent pork

She opted for fatty lamb with bits of ear held together by breadcrumbs and covered in spice

[splott parker]

Re: Next door barking dog

I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

That's Bridgend girls for you

I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

I think I know her, is it Donna ?

[PontBlue]

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She never takes it out for walks

Some people are just hopeless

If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

[Jimmy the Jock]

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If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

That is a solution, poor dog is probably complaining about the minger that lives next door.