Animal Magic

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Re: Rats

Don't say it too loudly. We'll be overrun by Jacks looking for a treat!

[goats]

Re: Rats

I wouldn't recommend poison for two reasons: it's neither humane or wise.

They die a terrible agonising death from poison and as they don't want to display their vulnerability to predators as they're dying, they often crawl in to really awkward places which sod's law will be under the floorboards, meaning that you'll have to take the floor boards up to take the dead rat away. This leads to another sod's law...you can guarantee that the floorboards won't lay back down properly, particularly if it's a very old house!

It’s an old house. I can’t get under the floorboards anymore as they’ve been boarded over and Lino or carpet covered. I stuffed some poison in the whole the bugger chewed out of the wall. I really don’t care for how the f*ckers die.....

[bobh]

Re: Seagulls

point of order.
There are no such birds as "seagulls". What you usually see are herring gulls (the grey ones).
The smaller white ones are terns.

Lesson over.


They are a pest though.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Cormorants

bastards

Mobile underwater killing machines

Used to feed on the coast but the pillaging of the seas means they have moved inland , not their fault really

Roath Park is savaged by them , the stocks of roach down to nothing

A fishing club I know of hires marksmen to take em out

Pull !

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Otters

another bunch of tossers

Can eat twice their weight in fish in a day

Sub human scum

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Rats

There was a rat in my garden the other day , broad daylight

Along comes next doors cat who loves killing little birds

Sees the rat and does a runner

It was the cats chance to take out vermin instead of cute little sparrows

It shit out

I hate cats

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Seagulls

I would like to walk down to Porthcawl pier on a Sunday afternoon and say to the families ...clear the area !

I would whip out my sub machine gun and take out hundreds of the bastards

Yellow nosed twats

[jeepster]

Re: Seagulls

point of order.
There are no such birds as "seagulls". What you usually see are herring gulls (the grey ones).
The smaller white ones are terns.

Lesson over.


They are a pest though.

Sorry to say we only get as you say herring gulls but also lesser blacked backed gulls,black headed gull but no Terns in a city center.

[MacAdder]

Re: Seagulls

Currently 1 nil up away to Man U

[splott parker]

Re: Seagulls

center.

Similar thing I noticed as well at Roath Park, a council sign on the gates asking people to stay two meters apart.....I wondered if it was one gas and one electric.

[jeepster]

Re: Seagulls

Currently 1 nil up away to Man U

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

Re: Seagulls

Been for a walk around Roath Park this afternoon, lovely going through the park, had an ice cream, then a hot chocolate overlooking the lake. What shocked me was how the scavenging seagulls are now vastly outnumbering the swans and ducks, one bloke with his little boy was feeding the buggers. When my kids were little we fed the swans & ducks but then again I’m sure that there were far fewer seagulls about then, if any at all. Is it the increase in fast food waste that has led to the population explosion of the vermin?

Oh, C'mon - too obvious humour, surely?

[mazadona10]

Re: Otters

Bet the fish hate them even more than people who fish.

[xsnaggle]

Re: Otters

another bunch of tossers

Can eat twice their weight in fish in a day

Sub human scum

What? Really??