Your worst birthday presents.....?

[Citizen's Nephew]

It was my birthday recently. We don't make a big thing of it and we're not into 'surprises' but on the day the doorbell rang I saw on the monitor it was the postman clutching a parcel.

I was actually really excited when I took the large, Jiffy bag off the postie and wondered what it could be and who it could be from. Birthdays over the last few years have been sh*t for various reasons, so getting a present through the post was a big deal.

I ripped open the Jiffy and emptied the contents. WTF? It was a couple of large sachets and a letter.

............bowel prep for a colonoscopy.

[North Cardiff Blue]

Re: Your worst birthday presents.....?

What a pain in the arse !

[Citizen's Nephew]

Re: Your worst birthday presents.....?

What a pain in the arse !

....you shouldn't feel a thing, change your gastroenterologist....they're doing it wrong! :hehe:

[The Bloop]

Re: Your worst birthday presents.....?

It was my birthday recently. We don't make a big thing of it and we're not into 'surprises' but on the day the doorbell rang I saw on the monitor it was the postman clutching a parcel.

I was actually really excited when I took the large, Jiffy bag off the postie and wondered what it could be and who it could be from. Birthdays over the last few years have been sh*t for various reasons, so getting a present through the post was a big deal.

I ripped open the Jiffy and emptied the contents. WTF? It was a couple of large sachets and a letter.

............bowel prep for a colonoscopy.

I had the same present last year.
There are more exciting experiences that you could have had, such as a sports car track day or a hot air balloon trip, but I'm sure you'll enjoy this just as much.

[Citizen's Nephew]

Re: Your worst birthday presents.....?

I had the same present last year.
There are more exciting experiences that you could have had, such as a sports car track day or a hot air balloon trip, but I'm sure you'll enjoy this just as much.

👍….it gets me out the house and meeting new people I suppose…..the track day in a Porsche would be nicer though.

[North Cardiff Blue]

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....you shouldn't feel a thing, change your gastroenterologist....they're doing it wrong! :hehe:

:hehe: I was amazed how tiny the sample they needed was :hehe:

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Re: Your worst birthday presents.....?

:hehe: I was amazed how tiny the sample they needed was :hehe:

An ex of mine used to work on the reception in a hospital here in Taunton and farmer who was asked to bring a stool sample handed her a large turd in a jamjar.

[North Cardiff Blue]

Re: Your worst birthday presents.....?

An ex of mine used to work on the reception in a hospital here in Taunton and farmer who was asked to bring a stool sample handed her a large turd in a jamjar.

:hehe: A sh!t load