Declan Rice

[Tuerto]

Re: Declan Rice

Apple crumbled?

Is this a reference to Steve Jobs...?

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That second one was perfect

that's got nothing to do with curry, furious!

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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that's got nothing to do with curry, furious!

Splott, Keep Korma and Carry On

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Splott, Keep Korma and Carry On

Curry On, surely!?

[splott parker]

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Curry On, surely!?

Eh, c’mon, no argy bhaji!!

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that's got nothing to do with curry, furious!

I refuse to engage in yous lot's pun nonsense, I'm a serious football man

[Wales-Bales]

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Eh, c’mon, no argy bhaji!!

It's getting spicy in here

[splott parker]

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I refuse to engage in yous lot's pun nonsense, I'm a serious football man

You’re no fun dahlbox !!!!

[JamesWales]

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I refuse to engage in yous lot's pun nonsense, I'm a serious football man

I did just read this three times mind, to check there wasn't a pun hidden in there.

[splott parker]

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I did just read this three times mind, to check there wasn't a pun hidden in there.

The last phrase after the comma is hilarious

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

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I did just read this three times mind, to check there wasn't a pun hidden in there.

I'm 7 hours ahead here in China. I've had a chest full of ales, therefore, I often have to read some posts 4 or 5 times to see if I've missed a pun or not

[splott parker]

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I'm 7 hours ahead here in China. I've had a chest full of ales, therefore, I often have to read some posts 4 or 5 times to see if I've missed a pun or not

Are you drunk, sober or half ‘n’ half?

[Wales-Bales]

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Are you drunk, sober or half ‘n’ half?

Ye canny get pissed on gnat's pee

[splott parker]

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Ye canny get pissed on gnat's pee

It’s the pun, it’s the pun, it’s the pun

[insider]

Re: Declan Rice

Declan Rice is a Pilau of society