Pre-season

[splott parker]

Re: Pre-season

Bloke that lives across the road is a dildo and he's always in the garden

I bought one online. Discretion assured, plain packaging, just my address on the parcel, no name at all. Comfortable with this arrangement I was pleased when a nondescript chap in plain clothes knocked the door and handed it over. I looked up though and was horrified to see a huge van parked outside my house displaying the words in massive letters, ‘Sex Toys, Batteries Included’

[insider]

Re: Pre-season

I bought one online. Discretion assured, plain packaging, just my address on the parcel, no name at all. Comfortable with this arrangement I was pleased when a nondescript chap in plain clothes knocked the door and handed it over. I looked up though and was horrified to see a huge van parked outside my house displaying the words in massive letters, ‘Sex Toys, Batteries Included’

In this new world we live in I've always wondered if ladies recycle said dildos? Do they wipe them down and resell on vinted or do they just put them in the red waste sack ?