Christmas

[Alan Lung]

Anyone got any idea what I can get my mother for Christmas?

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Re: Christmas

Anyone got any idea what I can get my mother for Christmas?

Sexy underwear? Boob job?

[dembethewarrior]

Re: Christmas

Anyone got any idea what I can get my mother for Christmas?

I googled "what to buy your 15 year old daughter for Christmas" as she's got everything. I've settled on cash.

You'll be surprised at what sort of articles and "top 10 lists" pop up in the search results.

[The Bloop]

Re: Christmas

Sludge's phone number?

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Re: Christmas

Sludge's phone number?

C'mon mate, I presume he was after something nice.

[dembethewarrior]

Re: Christmas

C'mon mate, I presume he was after something nice.

Like sext underwear after having a boob job, obviously.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Re: Christmas

Like sext underwear after having a boob job, obviously.

Absolutely.

[The Bloop]

Re: Christmas

Sludge's phone number?

C'mon mate, I presume he was after something nice.

I'm sure Sludge will confirm that Christmas is all about giving.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Christmas

I just give money to the homeless and tell my old dear if it wasn't for me , that would be her

Sort of giving with one hand and taking away with the other

On the whole I absolutely detest Christmas and find it incredibly boring

[bobh]

Re: Christmas

Christmas lost its appeal for me when shops (and some houses!) put deccies up in September.

[Optimistic Nick]

Re: Christmas

Christmas lost its appeal for me when shops (and some houses!) put deccies up in September.

Doesn't really happen any more, does it? I agree when it happened, but seems to me that retailers seem to have waited until at least early November before letting loose

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Christmas

Doesn't really happen any more, does it? I agree when it happened, but seems to me that retailers seem to have waited until at least early November before letting loose

Plenty of people put their x mass decorations up early

A bloke round here does his whole house up including a santa on the roof together with fake reindeer and snow

It takes him about ten nights after finishing work and the weekend

It's a free country but I think he would be better off chilling out and donating money to charity

[goats]

Re: Christmas

Got to get mine a hearing aid….do you have to go to the doctors which will be a mission, or can you just by any old shit?

[delmbox]

Re: Christmas

Got to get mine a hearing aid….do you have to go to the doctors which will be a mission, or can you just by any old shit?

https://www.specsavers.co.uk/hearing/hearing-aids Specsavers do them believe it or not, free test too

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Re: Christmas

Personally, I think Christmas presents should only be for children. We all receive crap we have no interest in but that other people think we would like and we reciprocate similarly - and most of us would have already bought stuff we really wanted. I'm an atheist but it's a terribly vulgar consumer fest for me.
If you aren't primarily thinking about the baby Jesus simply look at it as a time to spend time with the people you love.
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